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1. 
   r_ignacki | Dec 03, 2003 06:10am | #1

   buenos dias .... tengo hambre?......    asta manana....
1. 
   Dinosaur | Dec 03, 2003 06:24am | #2

   Tiens ça! Enway icitte! Pas grave!

   Dinosaur

   'Y-a-tu de la justice dans ce maudit monde?

2. 
   FastEddie1 | Dec 03, 2003 06:25am | #3

   Oh chit!

   Watch this!

   Two weeks.

   Do it right, or do it twice.

1. 
   Piffin | Dec 03, 2003 06:30am | #4

   Heads Up!.

   Excellence is its own reward!

1. 
   Piffin | Dec 03, 2003 06:31am | #5

   Do WHAT?.

   Excellence is its own reward!

2. 
   jimblodgett | Dec 03, 2003 06:37am | #6

   "effin' architect" (usually muttered while shaking head.  Second word can be modified to fit any blueprint, lumber, tool, truck, weather, offspring, spouse, co-worker, subcontractor, supplier, greasy spoon cook, whatever you ate for lunch, mirror...or of course, the customer)

3. 
   Sancho | Dec 03, 2003 09:47pm | #24

   Pinche bueno

   no bueno

   no entende

   pendaho 

   Darkworksite4:

   Estamos ganando detrás el estado de Calif. Derrotando a un #### a la vez. DESEA VIVO LA REVOLUCIÓN

1. 
   joeh | Dec 03, 2003 10:34pm | #26

   No habla

   No my job.

   I know that's three words, but I think it is actually one word.

   Joe H

1. 
   DaveRicheson | Dec 03, 2003 10:51pm | #27

   Smoke Test!!!!!

   Get the BMFH.

   ok that three, but tha puppie has got to move!

1. 
   YesMaam27577 | Dec 03, 2003 11:04pm | #28

   Caulk it!Vast projects should not be founded on half vast ideas.

2. 
   brownbagg | Dec 04, 2003 12:39am | #29

   or what I told my boss this morning.

   Bite me

   The best employee you can have but you wouldn't want him as a neighbor " He the shifty type"

3. 
   MisterT | Dec 04, 2003 02:10am | #30

   When I

   Nod my

   Head, You

   Hit it!

   :P

   Mr T

   Do not try this at home!

   I am an Experienced Professional!

4. 
   Piffin | Dec 04, 2003 04:49am | #37

   Bam, Bam,

   Hopw's your head feel now?

   You did nod it twice you know..

   Excellence is its own reward!

5. 
   IMERC | Dec 04, 2003 05:18am | #41

   How long do you think before headache lightens up?

   Flip side.

   ALL RIGHT!!!!!

   Pay day

   IN COMING!!!!

   Sleep late???

   That sucks

   Hurt much??? 

   Who ever invented work didn't know how to fish....

6. 
   daddoo | Dec 04, 2003 06:31am | #42

   Change Order

   Payment Due

   Payment late

   Pay Now!

   Check bounced?!?!

   Pack up!

   Call attorney

   Countersuit???

   Call Rocco!

   Got cash

   Case closed

   Next client

   Up frontWhen all else fails, use duct tape!

7. 
   G80104 | Dec 04, 2003 06:37am | #44

   Bend Over!

8. 
   r_ignacki | Dec 04, 2003 02:11am | #31

   oh, senora??????        ( like, what do think your're doing )

   !chinga tumadre!

   ! munga  munga !

9. 
   Sphere | Dec 04, 2003 02:16am | #34

   Nooooooo.......LEEEEFFTTT!!!!!!

   For some it is your OTHER LEFT

   Dammit JIM...

   No Worries

   SUE-Wheat!

10. 
    RichBeckman | Dec 04, 2003 02:31am | #35

    don't know

    I use it a LOT!

    Rich Beckman

    Another day, another tool.

11. 
    Sphere | Dec 04, 2003 02:35am | #36

    WHO FARTED?

12. 
    donpapenburg | Dec 04, 2003 04:51am | #38

    Two weeks.

13. 
    jimblodgett | Dec 04, 2003 04:54am | #39

    "wanna screw?"

14. 
    nmdan | Dec 04, 2003 05:08am | #40

    pay day

    Daniel

15. 
    donpapenburg | Dec 04, 2003 06:36am | #43

    Aunt Tillie

16. 
    donpapenburg | Dec 04, 2003 06:39am | #45

    What you said and Aunt Tillie , Not in the same breath.

17. 
    jimblodgett | Dec 04, 2003 08:28am | #48

    hehehehehe

    that's funny.

    "bowser bingo"

18. 
    IMERC | Dec 04, 2003 09:04am | #49

    NOT GOOD!!! 

    Who ever invented work didn't know how to fish....

19. 
    donpapenburg | Dec 04, 2003 03:41pm | #50

    I forgot about that one . sort of a crap shoot.

    how about : Tillie Tested Tuff ,or to make it three words, Triple T

20. 
    sjmerrette | Dec 05, 2003 02:33am | #55

    NOT THERE!!!!!

    Yank it

    screw it

    not again!Steve

    S.J.MERRETTE Carpentry & Construction • Robesonia, PA

    Nothing is impossible...It just hasn't been done yet.

3. 
   Turtleneck | Dec 03, 2003 07:10am | #7

   Hold er....little left...blonde one...right there...spike it!

    

   
   

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   Edited 12/3/2003 9:43:14 PM ET by Turtleneck

1. 
   xhammerandnailsx | Dec 03, 2003 07:49am | #8

   Shut up

   F you

   That's mine (After the 4549th time someone picks up your tool thinking it's theirs.)

2. 
   tenpenny | Dec 03, 2003 07:48pm | #13

   Hold er....little left...blonde one...right there...spike it!

   I kinda like that as one ten word sentence.

1. 
   GoldenWreckedAngle | Dec 03, 2003 07:52pm | #14

   touch up!Kevin Halliburton

   "I believe that architecture is a pragmatic art. To become art it must be built on a foundation of necessity."  - I.M. Pei -

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   IMERC | Dec 03, 2003 08:35pm | #16

   Painter's problem. 

   Who ever invented work didn't know how to fish....

1. 
   GoldenWreckedAngle | Dec 03, 2003 09:00pm | #17

   Describes you to a "T"

   :-)>Kevin Halliburton

   "I believe that architecture is a pragmatic art. To become art it must be built on a foundation of necessity."  - I.M. Pei -

2. 
   GoldenWreckedAngle | Dec 03, 2003 09:10pm | #18

   Smack it!

   'nother bump

   hair more

   Nail it!

   Oh man -

   Thats gotta hurt! (so it's three words - sue me)Kevin Halliburton

   "I believe that architecture is a pragmatic art. To become art it must be built on a foundation of necessity."  - I.M. Pei -

1. 
   vanderpooch | Dec 03, 2003 09:13pm | #19

   My Favorite: "DOH!"

2. 
   Sancho | Dec 03, 2003 09:45pm | #23

   Tienes clavos 

   Darkworksite4:

   Estamos ganando detrás el estado de Calif. Derrotando a un #### a la vez. DESEA VIVO LA REVOLUCIÓN

3. 
   marv | Dec 03, 2003 10:05pm | #25

   Lunch time.....beer thirty.......grreenside up.....You get out of life what you put into it......minus taxes.

   Marv

4. 
   blues_hound | Dec 04, 2003 02:11am | #32

   LIQUID MITER

   BOARD STRETCHERObstacles are the things you see when you take your eyes from the goal!

5. 
   xMikeSmith | Dec 04, 2003 02:13am | #33

   finestkind..

   and

   bestyacanchagotMike Smith   Rhode Island : Design / Build / Repair / Restore

6. 
   MissD | Dec 04, 2003 07:59am | #46

   When someone is doing some work in our house and I hear "Oops", I cringe and hope the house is safe.

7. 
   IMERC | Dec 04, 2003 08:15am | #47

   Good enough!!! 

   Who ever invented work didn't know how to fish....

8. 
   JohnSr | Dec 04, 2003 03:42pm | #51

   As the boys at FINI construction say,

   F**K it, NAIL it.

9. 
   Sphere | Dec 04, 2003 04:04pm | #52

   sorry ma'am

   not happenin

   I'm happy

   not again

   dah heh?

10. 
    elurstej | Dec 04, 2003 05:16pm | #53

    That'll heal.

11. 
    DocDM | Dec 05, 2003 01:12am | #54

    In response: "Piffin does!"A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

4. 
   jimshome | Dec 03, 2003 09:30am | #9

   OH C**P

   usually said by a helper 2 rooms away following an unexplained noise at 5 o'clock on friday

    This above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day, Thou cans't not then be false to any man      Hamlet

1. 
   MisterT | Dec 03, 2003 02:43pm | #10

   Good enough!

   nail'r sailor

   OHHH NOOO !

   Purr Fect!

   Caulk it

   #*&&%#  $#@@*!!!

   12 grit

   Chain Saw

   ####*ING ANTS!!!

   Vinyl's FinalMr T

   Do not try this at home!

   I am an Experienced Professional!

1. 
   Flathead | Dec 03, 2003 03:16pm | #11

   mon back

   beater skeeter

   it'll float

   cut man!

   c-hair (thats a technical term)

1. 
   Piffin | Dec 03, 2003 07:42pm | #12

   Uh Oh.

   Excellence is its own reward!

1. 
   IMERC | Dec 03, 2003 08:34pm | #15

   Awwww SH!T!!!! followed by a F me after a second look in a moaning voice... 

   Who ever invented work didn't know how to fish....

5. 
   jet | Dec 03, 2003 09:22pm | #20

   Say what????

   Ham and Eggs are a days work for the chicken but a life long commitment for the pig

6. 
   CloudHidden | Dec 03, 2003 09:39pm | #21

   mother ______

   that much?

   Miller time!

   Next week

1. 
   joeh | Dec 03, 2003 09:42pm | #22

   How much?

   Has to do with CDX.

   Joe H