Was awakened a 4 AM today by the sounds of Beauregard and Isabella(my 2 Dobermutts) furiously chasing around the kitchen. Then something starts sqeaking loudly. DW beat me to the stairs,and corrals the dog outside, and when I get down to the kitchen she says “Theres a mouse on the dog bed”. I go over to see a 6″ long rat Laying there barely moving. So I put on some gloves and pick him up by the tail and proceed in my boxers and sneakers down to the end of the street and fling him into the woods.
We have had a few meeses before but this is the first larger rodent!
Now I’m wondering just how he got in.
I hope he lives long enough to warn his buddies about my “killer dawgs”
Luka, I may need to rent your cat!
Mr T
Do not try this at home!
I am a trained professional!
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"Now I'm wondering just how he got in."
He was born there! Did you let him pack his bags?
Excellence is its own reward!
Good dawgs !!!
Don't bogart the Ghost
Quittin' Time
Poor dogs. They find a sweet, tasty and smelly, treat and bring it home. They announce their big present in the best doggy surprise party fashion. What do you do? Despite all of their planning and preparation you snub their generous gift. You carry it down the street and throw it into the woods. The least you could have done was roll around on top of it to show your gratitude. Humans are such an ungrateful breed. Being good dogs they will still love you despite your insensitive nature. But you need to be taught a lesson. They are presently debating the proper response. Pooping in your slippers is leading the polls so far.
Careful T the PITA folks maybe reading this :)
At Darkworks cut to size made to burn......Putty isnt a option
Please tell us you didn't say "6 inch rat". Yuck.
Brinkmann for president in '04
Yeah, I agree, yuck. Can't people grow a decent sized rat anymore?"Mr Robertson, your predecessor, an excellent librarian, savaged three people last week and had to be destroyed."--???
what? you never had Ratatoulle?
listening for the secret.......searching for the sound...
Red,
He weren't bigg enuff fer stewwin yet so's I throwed him back to fatten up.
Crazyleggs,
6" without the tail definetly a small one.
4lorn1,
Dawgs want to no what i done did with thier new squeaky toy!!
It even moved by itself!!
Gooooood Dawgs!!!!!!!!!!!!
They earned alot of extra milkbones with that one!!!!!!!!!
Mr T
Do not try this at home!
I am a trained professional!
Edited 10/23/2002 6:32:20 AM ET by Mr T
My Heros,
Summtin is wrong whit th attach ments button!!!Do not try this at home!
I am a trained professional!
Someone here is having a mouse problem. Maybe you should start renting out your dogs for a "small" fee?Tamara