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I ran across this site, and thought the quotes about Geraldo were right on. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
“Geraldo Rivera is headed for Afghanistan. Boy, you thought those people hated us before.” ?Jay Leno
“Geraldo Rivera says Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Pakistan … which means the most hated man in Afghanistan is now Geraldo Rivera.” ?Conan O’Brien
“Even though bin Laden is said to have fled to Pakistan more than a week ago, U.S. officials said they will continue to bomb Afghanistan as long as Geraldo is there.” ?Jay Leno
“Geraldo Rivera is over there in Afghanistan reporting for us every single night. He says he has video of a sniper firing a shot just an inch above his head. Today the American government sent him something to help him out ? a pair of elevator shoes.” ?Jay Leno
“Geraldo said on the news the other day that a sniper took a shot at him ? it went right by his head. You’ve got to be a bad sniper to miss Geraldo’s head.” ?Jay Leno
“You realize the Taliban didn’t even last as long as ‘Inside Schwartz.’ We send Geraldo over there and three days later, they surrender. Boy, good job, Geraldo.” ?Jay Leno
“I’ll tell you who has the hardest job over there: our Air Force pilots. These guys have to make incredibly hard split second decisions every day. Say they’re flying over Afghanistan and they see bin Laden over here, then they see Geraldo Rivera over there, and they only have one bomb? What do they do?!” ?Jay Leno
“Our Marines have now established a base inside Afghanistan. They’re setting up machine gun placements and digging trenches around the perimeter of the base ? not to fight the Taliban, to keep out Geraldo.” ?Jay Leno
“The rumor is that Geraldo Rivera is already in Afghanistan. We don’t have any actual proof that he is there, but the Afghan people look a little more irritated and annoyed than usual. So he might be on the ground.” ?Jay Leno
“According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.” ?Jay Leno
“Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.” ?Jay Leno
There’s more at: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm if you’re interested.
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I ran across this site, and thought the quotes about Geraldo were right on. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
"Geraldo Rivera is headed for Afghanistan. Boy, you thought those people hated us before." ?Jay Leno
"Geraldo Rivera says Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Pakistan ... which means the most hated man in Afghanistan is now Geraldo Rivera." ?Conan O'Brien
"Even though bin Laden is said to have fled to Pakistan more than a week ago, U.S. officials said they will continue to bomb Afghanistan as long as Geraldo is there." ?Jay Leno
"Geraldo Rivera is over there in Afghanistan reporting for us every single night. He says he has video of a sniper firing a shot just an inch above his head. Today the American government sent him something to help him out ? a pair of elevator shoes." ?Jay Leno
"Geraldo said on the news the other day that a sniper took a shot at him ? it went right by his head. You've got to be a bad sniper to miss Geraldo's head." ?Jay Leno
"You realize the Taliban didn't even last as long as 'Inside Schwartz.' We send Geraldo over there and three days later, they surrender. Boy, good job, Geraldo." ?Jay Leno
"I'll tell you who has the hardest job over there: our Air Force pilots. These guys have to make incredibly hard split second decisions every day. Say they're flying over Afghanistan and they see bin Laden over here, then they see Geraldo Rivera over there, and they only have one bomb? What do they do?!" ?Jay Leno
"Our Marines have now established a base inside Afghanistan. They're setting up machine gun placements and digging trenches around the perimeter of the base ? not to fight the Taliban, to keep out Geraldo." ?Jay Leno
"The rumor is that Geraldo Rivera is already in Afghanistan. We don't have any actual proof that he is there, but the Afghan people look a little more irritated and annoyed than usual. So he might be on the ground." ?Jay Leno
"According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay." ?Jay Leno
"Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke." ?Jay Leno
There's more at: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm if you're interested.