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Wel now I bees a fool. Dat man Gabe sure be meen. We not dun wid our howse n I ax simpel qwestun. He dont anser butt call name. An he dun it befour to me.
I hav storee. Wen I furst put post on dis bord i got some dat e kind male wat say wach out, dat man Gabe is nokshus, (o dey say udder bad wurds too bout hymn. my eers burnt. ja. i cant even say dem heer) he like too tell people off, dey tellin me not talk to him. I bin on bords like dis be-four and nevr got a warnin like dis evr. So i do dat “look’ buttun, no not ‘look”, dat “find” buttun, no dis one
View Image no, wat wrong wit it? Dis oneView Image o man i do look like fool, let see mebbe dis View Image o ya dat da one.
Anyway idid dat butten, typ in Gabe, an boy o boy mor dan haf of dis mans post is naas-t. Den I wunder dont he reed his own post? Y cant he see how meen he be? Wy wud he bee dis way? I wundr mebbe he relly like bein dis way. Mebbe he tink it cul to in-sult so many ones on dis bord. Mi mamma lay belt along me butt fur bein such bully wen me wus yung. I got sor hinder for dat b-hayvur. Me mamma lernt me yung dat sum peple tri to make demself look gud by callin peple dum and udder bad names. I lernt I tink. I nevr in-salted hymn. I cud even post sum of de naas-t wurds of dis mans as exapple. Wud anywun be interest? O butt most problab-bly saw dem all. Mebbe i shud nt even pay detenshun to hymn. Mebbe i shud just leev dis bord. Shud i ig-nor? Wat two du? wel Sometim he duz have nice wurd.
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Jesse:
I know what you mean (mean). I first asked a question on this site and got an answer from a "gabe" who had no idea about technology - he even thought insulated glass was "vacuum" filled, maybe he was talking about some "galss" or other people we all know. I just considered the source.
*Ah yes, good old Art, you're the guy that collects road kills to save a nickel on your grocery bill.Jesse, thanks for proving me right.take it to the tavern bozos.Gabe
*Jesse Lackman,
View Image © 1999-2000"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." Douglas Adams
*hmmmm, ..... wonder what joe meant by that..?.do ya suppose he was being obtuse ?good effort , jesse.. ( the post)man you'll go to any length to show off that house, i clicked on it to see if there was some more humor..is the dialect minnesota....er keybecker ?i tried it both ways , and it sorta fit either way
*Good one Jesse... Joe H
*Mike, I's sorry I dint wanna yust "show off' r howse. i wuz tinkin in me fule way dat de kind of howse we hav wud make diffrnc wid de air exchanger so i yust post link. Udders putt link in post too, butt I won't no mor.Me gal had idee fur dat Gabe. She say dat he shud git nudder name on dis bord den he cud yust talk to hisself n not bodder wit fules like me. she say he cud in-salt dat udder name den wit dat udder name in-salt bak den yust keep on fort n bak, fort n bak. we fules hav nuff problem witout meen bullys pickin on us. now y did dis wurd go so big?I tink i mite yust make air exchanger meself. I's tyred of gitten in-salted bye air-o-gant. De cors r made lumin-in plates rite? I dont know nutten bout dem butt dat shudnt bodder. no, as dey say fules rush in.View Imagede fule on de hill detty lack-a man. (pickin me brain)
*Jesse, I'm laffin so hard I'm gonna wet myself!!!I have eaten a roadkill or two in my day.I'm heading to Buckhorn, Ontario this weekend, maybe I'll find some enlightenment from those So much smarter than americans Canadians.-Rob
*gud on ya jeddy.. i wus gettin kinda consarned about u treadin on Lake Woebegone's writers.. but i see ya slipped into somea my patois.....btr humor den angst , eh ?
*Very amusing. Actually if you read The Goldbug by Edgar Allen Poe you'll see where he is getting his dialogue from.Seriously though, I have made a couple of posts here and I don't feel very welcomed. One guy called me an idiot- pretty rude.Over at Fine Woodworking begginers and hobbyists seem pretty welcome. This seems more like a forum for contractors and subs and others need not be too obtrusive.Frank
*Sad that an attempt at bringing civility to these discussions, has been posted in the tavern, is still being ignored by the true antagonists.Gabe
*Gabe good buddy,
View Image © 1999-2000"Inferiors revolt in order that they may be equal, and equals revolt that they may be superior." Aristotle
*Not to worry Joe,I always keep a full auto in my back pocket, for medicinal purposes, of course.GabeBTW have you noticed that some may be posting under a new name already?
*Hay Joe I's wunderin wat do yu du to mak yur post look so nice/ R yu usin dat fanci Fusion 5.0 for Winnows? I cudn't uz dat - me German. Me dady sayd me many time "tink dere must be hardr way". an i trys to liv by dat.n Gabe dat knot me usn nudder name canna hard rembr me own. litn up I's meenin no harmndetty - yust tryn tu finnish howse n getin sik of it, we gots de hole in-sid to du stil
*well, jesse.. no sympathy here...you had your chance.. the selection committee cud have been swayed... but no.. you didn't want 30 breaktimers campin at yur place to help you finish..so.. looks like we're goin to either mark's ... er adrian'swhat a time we'd a had.. gabe running the exterior crew.. joe the interior and me gopherin and drinkin beer....while the wimmins cooked...
*Jesse Lackman,
View Image © 1999-2000"Inferiors revolt in order that they may be equal, and equals revolt that they may be superior." Aristotle
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Wel now I bees a fool. Dat man Gabe sure be meen. We not dun wid our howse n I ax simpel qwestun. He dont anser butt call name. An he dun it befour to me.
I hav storee. Wen I furst put post on dis bord i got some dat e kind male wat say wach out, dat man Gabe is nokshus, (o dey say udder bad wurds too bout hymn. my eers burnt. ja. i cant even say dem heer) he like too tell people off, dey tellin me not talk to him. I bin on bords like dis be-four and nevr got a warnin like dis evr. So i do dat "look' buttun, no not 'look", dat "find" buttun, no dis one
View Image no, wat wrong wit it? Dis oneView Image o man i do look like fool, let see mebbe dis View Image o ya dat da one.
Anyway idid dat butten, typ in Gabe, an boy o boy mor dan haf of dis mans post is naas-t. Den I wunder dont he reed his own post? Y cant he see how meen he be? Wy wud he bee dis way? I wundr mebbe he relly like bein dis way. Mebbe he tink it cul to in-sult so many ones on dis bord. Mi mamma lay belt along me butt fur bein such bully wen me wus yung. I got sor hinder for dat b-hayvur. Me mamma lernt me yung dat sum peple tri to make demself look gud by callin peple dum and udder bad names. I lernt I tink. I nevr in-salted hymn. I cud even post sum of de naas-t wurds of dis mans as exapple. Wud anywun be interest? O butt most problab-bly saw dem all. Mebbe i shud nt even pay detenshun to hymn. Mebbe i shud just leev dis bord. Shud i ig-nor? Wat two du? wel Sometim he duz have nice wurd.
De Lackman Mentle De-laminashun Howse