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   kostello | Nov 20, 2003 11:51pm | #1

   bizarre?????

   surely guns are more of a problem?

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   TLJ | Nov 21, 2003 12:26am | #2

   That appears to be a lampoon of the gun control lobby. Don't you think?

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   1110d | Nov 21, 2003 12:28am | #3

   That's what I was thinking.

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   TLJ | Nov 21, 2003 07:05am | #10

   Funny how we think alike. Are we talking to ourselves?

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   1110d | Nov 21, 2003 05:35pm | #12

   I think so, but I'm not sure.  Just wait until I get back.  :D

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   CAGIV | Nov 21, 2003 12:33am | #4

   did you goto the bottom link and click on last page?

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   TLJ | Nov 21, 2003 07:07am | #11

   Oh.

   Duh.

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   IMERC | Nov 21, 2003 01:05am | #5

   View Image

   Damn... Next time a cop stops you and asks you if you have any weapons on your truck is colapsing and hysterical sobbing allowed?

    

   Who ever invented work didn't know how to fish....

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   handhewn | Nov 21, 2003 01:32am | #6

   If tools are outlawed, only outlaws will have tools.Hand Hewn Restorations Inc.

   Restoring the past for the future.

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   m2akita | Nov 21, 2003 05:00am | #8

   Finally I can be an outlaw!!!!  Always wanted to be an outlaw.......

   M2akita

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   TLJ | Nov 21, 2003 07:04am | #9

   Speaking of which, I was doing some rare cruising on cable and came across some Smith & Wesson rep showing a new .50 calibur handgun. That would be good for making holes to run water lines through floor joists.

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   handhewn | Nov 22, 2003 02:48am | #19

   I like to use my 12 gauge with slugs. Works well, as long as you need a few holes in a row.

   CurlyHand Hewn Restorations Inc.

   Restoring the past for the future.

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   bill_1010 | Nov 21, 2003 04:10am | #7

   I can hope that site is purely in jest.......

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   RevTed | Nov 21, 2003 07:30pm | #13

   Excellent satire!

   Note the address-- that's Bill Clinton's NYC office.

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   Mongo | Nov 21, 2003 07:52pm | #14

   This organization is no joke. I can't believe all of you are belittling this serious safety hazard.

   I was so shaken by what I read that I just pledged $1000 to the organization.

   In return, they have made me the regional tool safety coordinator for my area, and I'm now authorized to travel to construction sites to register tools, to collect fees from owners who refuse to register their tools, or to confiscate the tools that are on the "Most Wanted" list.

   I even have a title:

   Director of Investigating Personnel for the Safety of Hazardous Industrial Tools

   While I know there is a certain degree of familiarity between us on this forum, if I do show up at your shop or home to see if your tools are registered, please give me the respect I deserve by referring to me not by my moniker here at Breaktime, but instead, please refer to me by my official title.

   Kindest regards...

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   1110d | Nov 21, 2003 11:29pm | #15

   I like it! :D

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   SHazlett | Nov 21, 2003 11:54pm | #16

   Actually guys,I feel mis-led.

   I read the title of this thread too fast-----I thought this was gonna be along overdue discussion of M.I L. T. F."s

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   sjmerrette | Nov 22, 2003 01:58am | #17

   No "T" in it Steve. just plain M.I.L.F.

   and yeah it caught my attention too.  great minds think alike

   Steve

   S.J.MERRETTE Carpentry & Construction • Robesonia, PA

   Nothing is impossible...It just hasn't been done yet.

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   handhewn | Nov 22, 2003 02:46am | #18

   M.I.L.F.'s with power tools. Now that could make some seriuos dough on the web.

   CurlyHand Hewn Restorations Inc.

   Restoring the past for the future.

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   sjmerrette | Nov 22, 2003 03:00am | #20

   Have you ever seen what a tiger saw with the proper attachments can do?!Steve

   S.J.MERRETTE Carpentry & Construction • Robesonia, PA

   Nothing is impossible...It just hasn't been done yet.

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   handhewn | Nov 22, 2003 03:34am | #21

   Don't the Tigers claws and fangs get hung up in wood?Hand Hewn Restorations Inc.

   Restoring the past for the future.

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   sjmerrette | Nov 22, 2003 04:03am | #22

   never mindSteve

   S.J.MERRETTE Carpentry & Construction • Robesonia, PA

   Nothing is impossible...It just hasn't been done yet.