harley and vette for sale

mrfixitusa | Posted in General Discussion on October 29, 2005 03:17am

White 1979 corvette and Blue 1980 harley FLH for sale. $15 K for Both.

Wichita, Kansas

Piffin | Oct 29, 2005 05:20am | #2
Sounds like an oportunity to satisfy a mid-life crisis. Only thing lacking is a hot Redhead to make it a patriotic red white and blue divorce.

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mrfixitusa | Oct 29, 2005 05:45am | #3
Used to want fast cars and then it was fast women. All I want now is just a fast belt sander. Hey what can I say?
dieselpig | Oct 29, 2005 03:55pm | #5
LOL.

Call it a mid-life crisis starter kit. My buddy, who's older than me, asked me how he should go about approaching his wife about getting a boob job. LOL... I wasn't touching that one for all the tea in China. I told him to call an attorney and beat her to the punch if he was gonna try to slide that in over dinner some night.

I could just picture it all blowing up in his face and him resorting to telling his wife, "Well, Brian said....." No way.

FastEddie | Oct 29, 2005 04:14pm | #6
Lemme get this straight ... your buddy wants to get implants? You must have some strange friends.

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dieselpig | Oct 29, 2005 04:16pm | #7
I assume you're kidding?
FastEddie | Oct 30, 2005 12:13am | #13
See? Piffin caught it too. You weren't clear in the description, and I know for sure that if I told DW I wanted a boob job, the divorce would be the next day.

And if I asked her if she wanted a boob job, she would sneer and ask if I wanted a pecker job. It would be a lose-lose discussion.

"When asked if you can do something, tell'em "Why certainly I can", then get busy and find a way to do it." T. Roosevelt

Edited 10/29/2005 5:23 pm ET by FastEddie
Piffin | Oct 30, 2005 01:35am | #14
Just a small play on words.

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Piffin | Oct 30, 2005 12:09am | #12
LOL, why does he want the boob job?You, on the other hand, are wise beyond your years

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BossHog | Oct 29, 2005 02:57pm | #4
There's a "reader classified" section for stuff like this...

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txlandlord | Oct 29, 2005 04:24pm | #8
I have told my wife in the past "I do not know what I woud do without you". Then I would tell her. "Yes I do, I would have a nice ski boat, Harley D and a vette."

She did get me a nice 2005 Suzuki C90 Crusier motorcyle for my 50th birthday...surprised me.

She is the bomb, my adviseto married guys......keep this mind when potential fights start arising. Happy wife, happy life.

mrfixitusa | Oct 29, 2005 05:15pm | #10
That's really some great advice about keeping the marriage together.For me the corvette came after a divorce. Kind of a phase I guess.
I was young and foolish and was chasing women and someone said
"the vette makes 'em wet" and I bought into that and looking back did have a lot of fun. There's really nothing quite like driving a car that will hit 100 mph in just a matter of a few seconds. And with a 350 engine in a small light-weight car, there's a lot left at 100 mph.Putting the T-tops down and taking a drive does wonders to calm you down at the end of a long busy week.Am I convincing anyone to buy my sweet ride?

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