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A carpenter should never have to buy….

KenHill3 | Posted in General Discussion on September 30, 2006 11:17am

I’ll start this off with the classic/obvious:

………pencils.

………5 gallon buckets.

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  1. a92588 | Sep 30, 2006 11:21pm | #1

    coffee and a taylor ham,egg and cheese on a roll with salt,pepper and ketchup

  2. shellbuilder | Sep 30, 2006 11:38pm | #2

    Inspectors

     

    1. QCInspector | Oct 01, 2006 03:34am | #16

      "Inspectors"HEY!! I resemble that remark....well sort of....different industry....never the less....HEY!!
      ;-)

  3. LeeGrindinger | Sep 30, 2006 11:43pm | #3

    Dog house materials

  4. KenHill3 | Sep 30, 2006 11:45pm | #4

    Piffin screws.

    1. Piffin | Oct 01, 2006 12:17am | #5

      That's for sure!
      Not only would he not use them but half the SR crews leave whatever is left in the box behind them when the rock is hung 

       

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  5. Piffin | Oct 01, 2006 12:18am | #6

    should never have to buy T-shirts or baseball caps

     

     

    Welcome to the
    Taunton University of
    Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime.
     where ...
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    1. LeeGrindinger | Oct 01, 2006 12:39am | #7

      tampons

      1. RW | Oct 01, 2006 01:10am | #8

        patent leather anythingReal trucks dont have sparkplugs

      2. Jencar | Oct 01, 2006 02:51am | #14

        LOL...what're you saying, Skippy? Our local lumber co. hands out pencils and t-shirts, but that's where they draw the line....
        Give me a couple of years and I will happily forgo the necessity of that purchase! ;)Whatever works...

        1. Piffin | Oct 01, 2006 02:59am | #15

          LOL, I can see it all now.Tips'N'techniques column...Customer calls with a basement leak during a hard rainy weekend
          Hardware stores are closed
          you got the rest of the picture... 

           

          Welcome to the Taunton University of Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime. where ... Excellence is its own reward!

          1. Jencar | Oct 01, 2006 04:35am | #17

            Roar!
            Whatever works!

        2. LeeGrindinger | Oct 01, 2006 05:12am | #21

          You see, we just don't get it..., it's like sending a Mormon in for beer.Lee

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            IMERC | Oct 01, 2006 05:23am | #22

            make sure ya send two 'cause if you only send one you'll never see the beer.... 

             

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!<!----><!---->

            Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          2. DougU | Oct 01, 2006 05:31am | #24

            I see you've met the mormons

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            IMERC | Oct 01, 2006 05:58am | #27

            surrounded by them...

            everyday..

            all day...

            24/365...

            when ya see the private side and the show side...

            something ain't right...

             

             

            be a Mormon's favorite person to hate...

                                                         or would that be despise.. 

             

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!<!----><!---->

            Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          4. alrightythen | Oct 01, 2006 06:44am | #33

            all is not right in the world, you got messed up people in all religions and in all walks of life.

            sad to say, but it's true.

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            IMERC | Oct 01, 2006 06:47am | #34

            yup... 

             

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!<!----><!---->

            Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          6. LeeGrindinger | Oct 01, 2006 05:42pm | #41

            We lived right in the nest, SLC, for a long time. It's an odd culture.Lee

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            IMERC | Oct 01, 2006 05:47pm | #42

            one way... 

             

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!<!----><!---->

            Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          8. alrightythen | Oct 01, 2006 06:13am | #29

            you guys got something against sober carpenters?... lol

          9. Jencar | Oct 01, 2006 05:30am | #23

            Sending my husband to the store to buy those things for me...
            (the ultimate expression of true love) ;)

          10. LeeGrindinger | Oct 01, 2006 04:44pm | #36

            Jeez, I suspect the day you no longer need em is going to be just as big a highlight for your husband. Ruthie hasn't needed them for over a year but she keeps some around just so she doesn't jinx things. It sounds like you might send your long suffering hubby after them long after the need is gone just to show your intense love.Lee

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            Gunner | Oct 01, 2006 04:55pm | #37

                I remember when I was a sophmore in highschool. My dad and I stopped in the store to pick up some groceries. We were in the checkout and he turns to me and says in front of everyone with no sense of modesty. "Hey go back and get your mom some of those kotex things I think it's about time."  I love my dad. But it was really put to the test that day.

             

             

             

             

            The final answer is maybe. And that's definate.

             

            http://www.hay98.com/

             

            Edited 10/1/2006 10:00 am ET by Gunner

          12. andybuildz | Oct 01, 2006 05:20pm | #38

            A carp should never have to buy hearing from a customer..."that didn't look so hard, why did you charge me so much"?
            Creation arises, is sustained for awhile, and then things change. That’s the dance.

          13. Jencar | Oct 01, 2006 05:39pm | #40

            Or "I could do it myself, I just don't have time" ouch.

          14. BUIC | Oct 01, 2006 09:23pm | #48

            ..."that didn't look so hard, why did you charge me so much"?

              At which point you turn and say  "Because it took years of learning, built upon skill,patience, and perseverance, to make it look that easy....the great ones always make it look easy!"

              Then ask for payment in full!

              Pete

            Edited 10/1/2006 2:44 pm ET by BUIC

          15. john7g | Oct 01, 2006 09:53pm | #49

            ... and don't forget the cost of buying the tools, the cost of replacing hte tools, the cost of fixing the tools...  all part of your overhead.

          16. andybuildz | Oct 01, 2006 11:20pm | #50

            ..."that didn't look so hard, why did you charge me so much"? At which point you turn and say "Because it took years of learning, built upon skill,patience, and perseverance, to make it look that easy....the great ones always make it look easy!" Then ask for payment in full!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think I try and express that in my new web site.
            http://www.cliffordrenovations.comCreation arises, is sustained for awhile, and then things change. That’s the dance.

          17. BUIC | Oct 02, 2006 02:46am | #51

             Andy, I was just at your site.

              It looks great and reads very well.

              The straightfoward layout is easy to use. Clicking on the pictures to enlarge and return is a nice "smooth" feature too.

              The site also imparts a good sense of you. A look at what you can do and who you are.

              Good luck with it....Pete

             

          18. andybuildz | Oct 02, 2006 03:22am | #52

            Thanks Pete...goes appreciated.Creation arises, is sustained for awhile, and then things change. That’s the dance.

          19. Jer | Oct 02, 2006 01:46pm | #55

            If ever I'm asked, with an insinuation of being overcharged... "Wait a minute...how long did it take you to do this?!!"
            I answer with how old I am."Fifty two years"

          20. BUIC | Oct 02, 2006 11:38pm | #56

              I like that, it sums it up nicely too...Buic

          21. Jencar | Oct 01, 2006 05:38pm | #39

            Another good thing about getting older: You don't even blink at something that embarassed the hell out of you as a kid. Like your parents!

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            Gunner | Oct 01, 2006 06:35pm | #44

              True dat.

             

             

             

             

            The final answer is maybe. And that's definate.

             

            http://www.hay98.com/

             

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        AaronRosenthal | Oct 01, 2006 06:31am | #32

        Oh boy, are you in the poop.
        Some of the best trim carps were built different than men.
        Where's Darcy?Quality repairs for your home.

        AaronR ConstructionVancouver, Canada

         

        1. LeeGrindinger | Oct 01, 2006 05:47pm | #43

          Nah, no poop for me, I've brought quite a few gals into the trades. In fact, I was the first company in Colo Spgs to hire a female for site work, it was 1973, 74. I've mentored several since and find they are really good at jobs where the strength issue is not a biggie. Lee

          1. Piffin | Oct 02, 2006 03:28am | #53

            Me too! The gals are espedcially good at painting and details. They ask better questions thn guys, and pay atention 

             

            Welcome to the Taunton University of Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime. where ... Excellence is its own reward!

  6. gordsco | Oct 01, 2006 01:13am | #9

    Firewood.

    1. sharpblade | Oct 01, 2006 01:17am | #10

      Tapered shims.

      In the process of siding a small room using 18" red cedar shingles and I already have enough scraps to last a while.

      1. bc | Oct 01, 2006 02:04am | #11

        beer!

  7. MSA1 | Oct 01, 2006 02:04am | #12

    Paint.

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      BarryE | Oct 01, 2006 02:09am | #13

      toothpickshookers

      Barry E-Remodeler

       

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        IMERC | Oct 01, 2006 04:36am | #18

        the toothpicks to get the remenants of the hooker from between the teeth??? 

         

        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

        WOW!!! What a Ride!<!----><!---->

        Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

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          BarryE | Oct 01, 2006 05:02am | #20

          it might take more than toothpicks at that point

          Barry E-Remodeler

           

        2. cabman | Oct 01, 2006 07:33pm | #45

          I haven't laughed so hard in months.

          Either I've had just the right amount of coffee, or this place got its sense of humor back!

          1. LeeGrindinger | Oct 01, 2006 08:35pm | #46

            Agreed! The political quagmire has ruled this place long enough!Jesters Unite!Let's make merry!Cheers,Lee(Merry who?)

          2. cabman | Oct 01, 2006 09:11pm | #47

            I laughed so hard, I spilled my Back Bacon flavoured Beer all over the floor

             in my igloo. Sorry bout that eh.

  8. JAlden | Oct 01, 2006 04:51am | #19

    a sawhorse

    1. KenHill3 | Oct 01, 2006 05:58am | #26

      Aunt Matilda's raspberry jam.

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    xhakr | Oct 01, 2006 05:42am | #25

    safety glasses and gloves--however he/she is allowed to pee in a bucket!

    1. brownbagg | Oct 01, 2006 06:07am | #28

      however he/she is allowed to pee in a bucket!
      never drink the yellow gatorade on a jobsite with alot of carpenters

  10. alrightythen | Oct 01, 2006 06:14am | #30

    Lumber wrap :)

  11. user-53014 | Oct 01, 2006 06:30am | #31

    advice

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    Trusshauler | Oct 01, 2006 03:54pm | #35

    Lunch or coffee

    Want to make God laugh? Tell Him you've got plans.

    - Anonymous     Sawing   Hammering 

  13. alrightythen | Oct 02, 2006 06:27am | #54

     

     

    If girlbuilder reads this...

    "They ask better questions thn guys, and pay atention"

    that was what I meant to say with the comment I made to you in the "HO likes screws " thread.

     

    which was...

    "leave it to a woman to wonder whats really going on at the heart of the situation :P"

    see no offense intended :D

  14. Piffin | Oct 31, 2006 05:18am | #57

    Could somebody adress a post to me in this thread so I can make it go away from my notifications???

     

     

    Welcome to the
    Taunton University of
    Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime.
     where ...
    Excellence is its own reward!

    1. TGNY | Oct 31, 2006 05:20am | #58

      I, TGNY, officially address this post to you.

      1. Piffin | Oct 31, 2006 05:39am | #59

        And I officially bow in gratitude to your magnificence.while crossing my fingers in hopes that it works 

         

        Welcome to the Taunton University of Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime. where ... Excellence is its own reward!

        1. TGNY | Oct 31, 2006 05:42am | #60

          May deleted posts be shed from your computer screen, err or something to that effect...

    2. estacado | Oct 31, 2006 05:46am | #61

      enough?

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