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Luka – you have spent WAY too much time on that mountain! ROTFLMAO! Have you beena apprenticing to George??
THanks for the great start to the day – here I had thought it would be another bummer, but you come along and remind me that at least I don’t have bubbling spiders!
You better come to Petefest…or we’ll have to come hunt you down 🙂
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exterior stain won't dry
two summers ago I applied 2 coats of cabots semitransparent stain to wood lap siding. It is still sticky. Any solutions?
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Quit testing it with your tongue.
*(Previous msg deleted because I didn't get it!)Luka, you really ought to try to sell some of your stuff. I'll e-mail you a list I belong to for humorists if you like. At least a couple of the guys are regular columnists. A few of us actually co-wrote (I was the editor) a radio screenplay that got accepted by some local show--can't recall at the moment.
*Figured no one would ever throw good money at my ramblings. That and the suspicion that I might freeze up when put under a deadline.Yup, mail away.View Image
*Once again with very sound advice. Bravo!
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So your name is Luka, and you used to live on the third floor, but you don't live upstairs from me, I have never seen you before. I didn't hear anything last night, but even if I did, what makes you think I would care. Even if it was some kind of trouble, or some kind of fight. Why would I ask you what it was.
I think you're clumsy, and you talk too loud, you must be crazy to act so proud.
Dr G. (no PhD)
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Wow, Guido, that's cool !!!
Did you think of that all by yourself ?
Maybe you should have Kai send you her list as well. I can see you're going to make a mint !!!
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We are on the case.
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b that's the second floor
obviously, you know a different Luka!
*(ROFL) Have you ever thought of charging a consultants fee for your sage advice?
*Hey Steve,Thought I'd come back and try to drag you out of here. Try logging in again. Guest user, add discusion, ATTENTION PAINTERS, then tell your story...
*Steve,Just in case you were serious with your question...I would advise you to wash it off with a strong thinner or solvent. Use a very stiff brush as well. Let it dry for a couple weeks and then refinish.
*Good carpenters never ever lie! [I think]
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In all my many years, (decades, even), of posting here and all the gazzilions of posts I have made, have I ever lied to any of you ? Also, have I ever given any advice that you would consider questionable or meant in a humorous or tongue-in-cheek way ?
NO !! And again I say, NO ! I would never ever give any person asking a question here anything but a legitimate and forthright answer. I have always treated each person asking a question, with the utmost respect. My advice has always been succinct, perfect and honest.
I recently answered a question about bubbles formed between leveling compound and the concrete slab it was poured over.
I gave advice that could only be known to me. The advice was based on my whole family's history of fighting a most hideous scourge that until now, no one else knew about. I am the last of my family line. I alone remain to fight this horrendous threat to the nation. Nay, the world. To humankind as a whole.
If this scourge is not wiped out, all the people of the world will be forced to live only in houses with wood or quarried stone foundations. Or, even worse, dirt !! (Oh the horror!!) Not only our houses, but our factories, our schools, our MALLS will be missing thier concrete slabs. Our teens will have to cruise on dirt. Heavy machinery in our factories will sink out of sight. Our whole society will quickly unevolve into one of villages and forest. Cannibalism will become rampant. Pigs will take up residence in everyones' living rooms.
Imagine my astonishment when my brilliant response was met with a tone of tacit reserve. Why this ungrateful homeowner even insinuated that my serious response was only a joke. I don't know if I'll ever be able to forget this slight, this stab in the gut, this unholy damage. I am unable to convey the great pain this has caused me.
I call on all my fellow carps here to step up to the line and let my unbending devotion to the truth be known. Please, respond here with any and all testament to my honor and upstanding character.
*Luka, a comment such as Imagine my astonishment when my brilliant response was met with a tone of tacit reserve is certainly worth, uh, what were you talkin' 'bout? Foundations made from biscuits? Carp in creative meals? Best and most succinctly-phrased sentence? Still, I hereby nominate you as upstanding whateveh for doing all that freakin housework after a hard day (diff thread guys).And, off the wall so to speak, I actually went to school with a girl who lived in a house w/dirt floors. I gave her a wallet as a gift--do ya think I was having high hopes for her?
*Kai,I was talking about a hitherto mostly unknown type of spider. Here, go read the thread....View ImageBTW: you should have given her a pair of Carharts' slippers.
*All I can say - is that I've never known Luka, to be anything, lower than a fine upstanding, real character. Steeped, in the potion, so to speak, of truth, justice and the American Way.To insinuate that, the man has more time on his hands, than he knows, what to do with, is cold, is hard, is truth, bent(just a little).In return for his concern, for the welfare, recipients, of his vast storehouse of knowledge denigrate the very words he laboriously and painfully flings to the pigeons gathered in this forum for crumbs to enrich their lives.His honor, is imaginable, as his detractor(s) should be capable of conceiving and it is shameful that dolce far niente should be allowed to pullulate when ignorance should be less comfortable.Can you get all this past your arachnoid?So, THERE!
*We already have pigs in our living room. When the twelve of the fruit of my Jims loins, are in there watching TV and Jim walks in, he says, "This place looks like a pigsty.!"
*LUKA!I can not remember a single lie you have ever told!I will continue to hold you up as an example. Continue your bold work my friend.P.S. How is the doofster?
*The thud you heard was Wolvie fallin off her chair. LOL!
*Luka-I have an uncle in the pest control business who says he's never heard of your spiders. FOOL! This is why he never works! He is ignorant. I patiently explaned that only you had knoweledge of this heinous curse. He asked for proof."PROOF! I offer the Kingdome! Obviously an unchecked colony of the pest- "He had no answer.Luka , let me be the first to say- I do not blame you for the Kndome fiasco! (or the Kingdome fiasco for that matter.) You are only one man and they are many.I am going to congress and lobby for immediate finacial aide for you! Stay by the mailbox. You will get what you've got coming to you.Bless you.P.S. Sorry to learn that you are the last of your line. It is deeply saddening when one's family changes names and moves away without leaving a forwarding address.Your friend,Hubcap
*Luka - you have spent WAY too much time on that mountain! ROTFLMAO! Have you beena apprenticing to George??THanks for the great start to the day - here I had thought it would be another bummer, but you come along and remind me that at least I don't have bubbling spiders!You better come to Petefest...or we'll have to come hunt you down :-)
*Dear Luka,You see the thing of it is; that it is hard to trust someone who looks like they just got done playing a set for ZZ top. Look in the mirror would you buy a used car from that man?Respectfully,joe d
*(ROFLMAO) Luka, you kill me! I must say, though, I do feel much safer knowing you are out there, ever vigilant against the insidious threat of these beasts! There just aren't enough real men like you left in the world...
*Luka,You thought about selling franchises yet?John