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   Guest_ | Oct 01, 2000 07:38am | #6

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   I'm Going To Be A Builder When I Grow Up (Edited for Content)

   Did you hear about little Jimmy? He is four years old.
   He was bugging Mother so she said, "Jimmy, why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work. Maybe you'll learn something."
   Jimmy was gone about 2 hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned.

   Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the God d*mn door up, then if the son of a b*tch doesn't fit, so you have to take the c*ck s*cker back down. Then you have to take a c*nt hair off each side and put the Mother f*cker back up."

   Jimmy's Mother said, "you wait till your Dad comes home." When Jimmy's dad got home, mom told him to ask Jimmy what he learned across the street. Jimmy told his dad the whole story. Dad said, "Jimmy, you go outside and get the switch."

   Jimmy replied, "F*ck you, that's the Electrician's job."

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   Guest_ | Sep 29, 2000 09:28pm | #1

   *ROFL! I like it!

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   Guest_ | Sep 29, 2000 09:59pm | #2

   *Damned that's hilarious!!..thanks Scooter.

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   Guest_ | Sep 30, 2000 02:01am | #3

   *An oldie but a goodie......Ed. Williams

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   Guest_ | Sep 30, 2000 03:45am | #4

   *the hell of it is, the electrician never comes back with the switch! ;-)

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   Guest_ | Sep 30, 2000 05:47am | #5

   *Or he comes back with a case of switches when you only needed one, already charged to your job with a 10% restocking fee upon return.Rich Beckman

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   The_Machine | Oct 01, 2000 07:38am | #7

   *Mr. Scooter,Thanks, I needed that. I've gotta read it again.The Machine