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   calvin_ | Apr 23, 2000 01:59pm | #1

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   Mike_Smith | Apr 23, 2000 05:44pm | #2

   *hey chris,, i'm with calvin on this one..duh .. did yu take a heart attack halfway thru the post?u have ADD?this could be important, but , didn't sister mary attila the nun teach you about complete sentences?chris...... yoo hoo, oh chris....

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   SHGLaw | Apr 23, 2000 09:52pm | #3

   *hey, let me guess. String four words together that have absolutely nothing to do with one another?

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   Rich_Beckman | Apr 24, 2000 05:48am | #4

   *Refrigerator Plans Menacing BeeperRich Beckman

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   Ryan_C | Apr 24, 2000 11:45pm | #5

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   Mike_Smith | Apr 25, 2000 03:24am | #6

   *WAIT.. WAIT..i used aj's decoder ring...and there's a secret message in his statement..(((((i)))))) 99999 want 9999999<<<<>>>>>>SEEif ******any ****of u ........B.O.Z.O.S.will [[[[[[[[[take the hook]]]]]]]]]]sorry guys, i think we been had...hah, hah,hah

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   Rich_Beckman | Apr 25, 2000 04:31am | #7

   *Now Mike,Just because you can't string four words together that have nothing to do with each other....Rich Beckman

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   jim_"crazy_legs"_blodg | Apr 25, 2000 05:17am | #8

   *Asparagus Lamps Shoe Chimney

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   Ralph_Wicklund | Apr 26, 2000 12:37am | #9

   *No Jim, that's a headline.From CNNASPARAGUS LAMPS SHOE CHIMNEY...In a press conference today President Clinton offered a solution to the national problem of Asparagus not being able to find their shoes in the dark....As you know, Asparagus live in cylindrical homes, befitting their genetic structure and since heat is debilitating to Asparagus - it causes them to wilt and become soft - the chimneys in all Asparagus homes have all been converted to shoe lockers. The natural ventilation of the chimney keeps the shoes fresh smelling and crisp. However, chimneys, being naturally dark, except at high noon, have traditionally caused problems when entered during a shoe search and, installing lighting systems in chimneys has always been just out of reach for most Asparagus families....The President has asked Congress to fund the Lamping of the Shoe Chimneys with the money left over from the Presidential Election Campaign Fund.

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   CHRIS_SEGALE | Apr 26, 2000 12:37am | #10

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