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Vance Miller Killed my Dog

Mongo | Posted in General Discussion on February 21, 2014 03:08am

I hired Vance Miller to build my kitchen.

He did a lousy job. I complained and he killed my dog. And he was mean to me. He was neither kind nor gentle.

My alarm clock went off and then I woke up. So I think all of it was a dream. But I can’t find my dog.

So Vance, was it real or was it a dream? Did I hire you? Did you build me a lousy kitchen? Were you mean to me? Did you kill my dog? If you did, what kind of dog did I own? I don;t remember.

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    MarkH | Feb 21, 2014 04:27pm | #1

    I didn't hire Vance Miller, but he killed my dog, and egged my house.

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      Mongo | Feb 21, 2014 04:51pm | #3

      me too

      He egged my dog house with eggs benedict.

      He's mean. But he's mean with style. The eggs were poached perfectly.

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        MarkH | Feb 21, 2014 05:00pm | #4

        Hmmm, I got jumbo raw bad eggs, stunk up the whole neighborhood.

  2. DanH | Feb 21, 2014 04:44pm | #2

    And besides that he has bad breath and really terrible BO.  And he's kind of a sloppy dresser too.

  3. oldhand | Feb 21, 2014 07:48pm | #5

    there's more.......

    Well  I  dreamed I hired him to clean my shop. You know one 'o them where they bring in  the young hunks and an obligatory hot babe or two with  10 HP. HEPA vacs and all.  Whole place clean enough to eat off of in no time. All the tools sharpened and stuff.

    Guess what?  Still hasn't happened.

  4. jimblodgett | Feb 22, 2014 01:14am | #6

    Does he have a son named Bode? Competition snowmobiler or something?

    1. DanH | Feb 22, 2014 08:35am | #7

      You're thinking of Herman Miller.  He designed the seat on the snowmobile.

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