my electrician told me this one today…
Homer Simpson was wiring up his house with new electric outlets. He was installing “kitty cat” faceplates over the 110 duplex’s…
Marge walks in… “Why are you putting kitty cat faceplates on those electric outlets? You know Maggie isn’t afraid of kitties….
Homer laugh’s… “she will be pretty soon!”
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LOL that's a good one.
I have two things to add.
1. When my wife decided to put in the push in saftey plugs, she went around the whole house installing them. When she got done our 18month boy was standing right behind her with both hands full of the plastic plugs.
2. Last night while I was standing on my deck I heard a rumbling ZAP , out of the corner of my eye saw a red fireball fly off the power pole & land in the street.
One very over done grey squirrel
Do you look to the government for an entitlement, or to GOD for empowerment. BDW
true story...
I was changing a light fixture for a friend one night a few month's ago. At the very instant I cut a peice of excess wire from the ceiling box with my kliens, I heard a loud bang and the power went out in the whole house.
I walked out side, and the whole neighborhood was dark.
Transformer blew down the street. Just a coincidence... I guess...
Squirrel Stew, Like Grandma Made. It's Country Good!
1
squirrel, cut up
flour
salt and pepper
2 1/2
tablespoons butter
7
cups boiling water
1
teaspoon thyme
1
cup corn
3
potatoes, cubed
1/4
teaspoon cayenne
3
medium onions, sliced
2
cups canned tomatoes with juice
2-3 servings
Roll the squirrel pieces in flour, salt, and pepper.
Brown in butter.
Add squirrel and all other ingredients, (with the exception of the tomatoes), to the boiling water, cover, and simmer for 1/2 to 2 hours.
Add the tomatoes and continue to simmer another hour.
"A job well done is its own reward. Now would you prefer to make the final payment by cash, check or Master Card?"
1
squirrel, cut up
his was flamed - more than likely carboized... does that make much of a difference????Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->
WOW!!! What a Ride!<!----><!---->
Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!
Nope. Just like bacon.
"Let's get crack-a-lackin" --- Adam Carolla
Tried that recipe-it's no good. I could not get the squirrel to roll around in the batter dip and then run himself into the transformer.Pete Duffy, Handyman
We have a lot of racoons in our area, and they make a mighty load hoise when they groung out the transformers:O