I returned to a jobsite after a couple of days off last week and asked out loud to a room full of subs “Hey guys, I think I left my framing square around here last week. Has any body seen it?”
Response:
“What did it look like?”
What are some of the dumb questions you have been asked lately?
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How much does it cost............
to trim out a house I know not where and with what trim, beats me..............
usual number of doors and windows.............
Some crown...............
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"Can you put the Internet on
"Can you put the Internet on my computer?"
Dumb questions
Working with an individual on a job that was taking measurments with a ruler, "How many of these black things make a inch?"
You brought back memories.
Working on a record store, they gave me one of their clerks (a college grad in Music) as a helper. He had to count the eighths past the number and then give me the total measurment. I gave up trying to train him in the proper method, but did explain if when faced with a fraction beyond half, he might try subtractioin from the further number.
Dumb Question
I wasn't asked this, but heard it on TV and thought it was hilarious. A woman was told: "Quick, call 911!" She replied: "Ok, what's the number?"
The dumbest question I can think of that I was recently asked was:
"You're not logging on to Breaktime again, are you?"
There are no dumb questions, only dumb questioners.