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   Ralph_Wicklund | May 19, 2001 03:45am | #1

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   George? Would that be a new construction technique? I think it worked during the building of the pyramids. They're still standing after all these years.

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   Ron_Teti | May 19, 2001 06:04am | #2

   *Hey George, we can start marketing it as a employee motivational tool. Have late night infomercials, sell a kit, premaid cat o' nine tails or a build it yourself. in the advanced kit we can sell a stock, and for the extra special employee the rack. sounds good to me. Hey Jeff Buck is a employee now maybe we can get him to volunteer for our infomercial :)

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   Jeff_J._Buck | May 19, 2001 06:42am | #3

   *hey....anything to be on TV. And......a few of the recent "motivational speeches" could qualify for flogging! Jeff

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   Anthony_Colman | May 19, 2001 08:14am | #4

   *Hey, it works in the retail trade.

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   GACC_DAllas | May 19, 2001 05:37pm | #5

   *It is legal in the State of Texas. It's a hold-over law from the War of Northern Aggression.We thought we might need it to flogg you yanks into place.It's a great motivational tool for any small businessman.Ed.

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   Ron_Teti | May 20, 2001 04:30am | #6

   *I can see it now camera zooming in on Jeff zzzzing away. Now George coming up from behind kicking the bucket Jeffs got his legs up on. And a voice says 'Now you can get your employees motivated the old fashion way" Geo. takes out the cat'o 9 tails starts a whipping up on Jeff. Jeff runs around sceaming with geo. chasing him. the voice says " just use the ronco easy flogg employee motivational tool buy today and for a limited time offer we'll throw in the maxi stretch rank system to help your employees return from lunch on time" The camera pans to the audience and theyre applauding away smiling saying wow I got to get me one" If we sold them to the govt we need a acronynm easy flogg motivational system or EFMS :) I feel excited Ill start spending my money tomorrow knowing people are going to be buying these things like hotcakes ;)

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   Ralph_Wicklund | May 20, 2001 06:44am | #7

   *And the companion product. A finely crafted item built to last in all kinds of weather. Built to your tastes and specifications and available with various exotic woods to enhance any decor. The metal work is one of a kind with artists commissioned solely to produce the works of art you desire.

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   Mike_Gabriel | May 20, 2001 08:37pm | #8

   *ROFL, I'm sold on the set!Do you take Amex?

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   Al_Fielder | May 21, 2001 12:38pm | #9

   *A sign posted around work here (specially during periods of potential layoffs)"The floggings will continue until moral improves"

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   GACC_DAllas | May 24, 2001 02:07am | #10

   *Ronco Floggomatic.4 simple payments of $39.95 unless you call in the next 10 minutes and then it's only three payments and you get a free set of steak knives.

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   julian_lorefice | May 27, 2001 04:11pm | #11

   *I hope you are just joking with that comment about the war of northern aggression. i live in north carolina and am tired of hearing people call other people yankies and use the term war of northern aggression.what is that the poltically correct term? besides if my recolection of history is correct, its the yanks that did the flogging.

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   GACC_DAllas | May 30, 2001 05:33am | #12

   *Hey Julian,Yes, I was just kidding. I do not agree with what the Southern United States were fighting for during the civil war. It was an ugly time in American history.Regards,Ed.

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   Mark_Fritch | Jun 02, 2001 06:29am | #13

   *Really! Who would need to flog an employee anyway? If it has come to that, you should have canned them long ago. Maybe they know it too and they're just staying around to punish you.

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    julian_lorefice | Jun 02, 2001 05:34pm | #14

    *Hey Ed,Glad to hear it. Sorry if I came off with a little attitude, that sort of thing has really created a sore spot in me lately and I have to fing a way to quell it.Otherwise Im just going to be aggravated all the time.

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    stan_robinson | Jun 10, 2001 08:16pm | #15

    *What about us Yankees? I'm going to start a new TV program, calling it "The New Damn Yankee Workshop" Flgging will require guard rails. That's what we use for the flogging. We're tough up here.

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    Ron_Teti | Jun 11, 2001 04:53am | #16

    *yea stan i could hear it now "welcome to the new damn yankee workshop staring master flogger stan" this episode stan says" guys remember to use your safety gloves" "I flog my employees using my esay flogger"

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   George_Harris | Jun 11, 2001 04:53am | #17

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   You think we could convinct the OHSA to make flogging legal. I have two employee that really need it.