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> The other night I was invited out for a night
> with “the boys.” I told my wife that I would
> be home by midnight … ‘I promise!’
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> Well, the hours passed and the beer was going
> down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a
> skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
> door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
> and cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing she’d probably wake up, I
> cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud
> of myself for coming up with such a quick
> witty solution; even when smashed; in order to
> escape a possible conflict.
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> The next morning my wife asked me what time I
> got in, and I told her 12 o’clock. She didn’t
> seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with
> that one!
>
> Then she said that we need a new cuckoo clock.
> When I asked her why, she said, “Well, last
> night our clock cuckooed three times, then
> said ‘oh f#*k!! ‘ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
> cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
Sorry Ron, I just couldn’t resist..
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Armin,you must know pretty good but thats not the worst ,
Another time I bought a new suit to wear to a wedding. I told the wife I was gonna wear it out with the boys the night before. She said "better not get it dirty." so I got kinda drunk and barfed all over it. I was telling my bud "now what am I gonna tell my wife" My Bud said" just take a 20 dollar bill put it in your jacket pocket and tell her someone else did it and gave you money to have the suit cleaned." So I got home and there was wifey waiting for me rolling pin in hand. She said "What the heck happened to your suit" I told some guy got sick but he gave me 20 bucks to get the suit cleaned". She reached into my jacket pocket and pulled out the money. She said "hey theres 40 bucks here where the other 20 come from". I told her "oh yea he crapped in my pants to."
*Don't worry Ron happens to the best of us!lolWTN
*Ron's boss is sitting in the office one morning when Ron, who has a terrible history for taking time off, phones in:"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick." On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: "well, just how sick are you exactly?" "Well" Ron sighed, "I'm in bed with my mother-in-law!"
*Oh No!LMAO
*OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! say it aient so....
*Hell, my mother-in-law is cute. Now if you had said "father-in-law", THAT would have been sick!
*If your wife had a cute mother-in law would you put the moves on her?
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> The other night I was invited out for a night
> with "the boys." I told my wife that I would
> be home by midnight ... 'I promise!'
>
> Well, the hours passed and the beer was going
> down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a
> skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
> door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
> and cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing she'd probably wake up, I
> cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud
> of myself for coming up with such a quick
> witty solution; even when smashed; in order to
> escape a possible conflict.
>
> The next morning my wife asked me what time I
> got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't
> seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with
> that one!
>
> Then she said that we need a new cuckoo clock.
> When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last
> night our clock cuckooed three times, then
> said 'oh f#*k!! ' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
> cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
Sorry Ron, I just couldn't resist..
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